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What’s Your Zodiac Sign? Part 3 (CANCER)

Written by: Ms2PrettyGirl

TENACIOUS: Cancer’s are persistent people who love to stick to the plans or goals that they set for themselves. If a Cancer decides that they will be the first Samoan American President then they will become the first Samoan American President. This attitude makes them the unlikely leader that hierarchs like to appoint to positions of leadership such as football captain or supervisors. This determination is an admirable quality that makes for a successful driven person but it can also manifest as stubbornness, which is definitely the case in my own boyfriend who is a Cancer to the core. He thinks we’re going to have AT LEAST three sons, who are all going to be mega athletes that follow in the footsteps of Kobe Bryant, Michael Vick, and Floyd Mayweather. Mind you he only has nieces, so I’m thinking the likelihood of this happening is highly unlikely. This completely idealistic notion that he is holding on to steadfast, completely contradicts the otherwise rather intelligent and rational person that he normally is. The majority of the time I admire his ambition but when a silly notion becomes a part of his goal list, I’m truly afraid because I know he WILL make it happen. I guess it’s time to start picking out baby names, how does Waylando Robertson II look on the back of a jersey??

COMPASSIONATE: Cancers are very compassionate people. They are good at listening and mediating situations because they are such caring people. They are sensitive individuals who are extremely intuitive. If you’re having a bad day and have a Cancer in your life they will pick up on it immediately, and the standard “I’m Fine” won’t cut it for them. They love to help others and are always willing to go the extra mile just to make sure you’re comfortable. They tend to be really involved in the community whether it is church, pee wee football, or BGLO’s.

GOOD MEMORY: Ginkgo biloba is not necessary for Cancer’s, because they have such a great memory. Cancer’s remember everything, and when I say everything I mean EVERYTHING!! They remember early childhood memories, anniversaries, and even exactly what they ate last week. As ridiculous as this may sound it is completely true. Just the other day my boyfriend was like our “anniversary” was coming up, I replied “Really, Are you sure”?? He said “Yes, we started going out on August 21st so it’s about to be our four month “anniversary”. I chose not to correct him and say “anni” is a prefix that only applies to things that happen once a year, but I digress. My point is he remembers little details that I am completely incapable of remembering he should be glad if I remember our actual anniversary as opposed to all of these minuscule milestones.

MOODY: Talk about crabby creatures, Cancer’s can be truly moody at times. They can be relaxed one moment then hyped the next. This may seem like you’re dealing with a difficult individual but most of the time their mood change is fueled because they easily feel slighted. Cancer’s are very sensitive creatures and are therefore offended quite easily. However, if you are able to identify the cause of the offense, compromise, and make amends they will quickly forgive as long as they value the relationship between the two of you.

PROTECTIVE: Cancer’s are very protective individuals. They value friendship and family very much and love to have a comfortable home. Anyone or anything that threatens those dear to a Cancer are in for a rude awakening. Cancers will fight tooth and nail to protect their loved ones and their home. They love security, money, food and children all of the components that make up a happy home. They tend to run their home like a business because financial stability is always one of their main goals. All life decisions of each family member will be strategically calculated by the Cancer because they see all actions ONLY as a means to help the family prosper and move up in life.

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Relationship Desires: A positive relationship for Cancer’s must be one that combines constant affection with financial stability. If the Cancer feels inept financially it will begin to be a heavy burden within the relationship. Cancers work HARD for their money, so a partner with no regard for the value of money will make the crab very crabby. A Cancerian expects to be loved unconditionally forever because that is the kind of love they reciprocate. They can become heavily attached to their partner because they love affection and the comfort of being in a steady relationship. Even if the relationship starts to deteriorate they will cling more tightly because they often confuse emotional hunger for love. Being their partners personal Superman/Superwoman fuels Cancers ego because they love feeling powerful. This definitely applies to my before mentioned boyfriend who loves to be my Clark Kent. I rather enjoy it because I am a bit of an attention whore and crave lots of pampering. I also know I can handle my own business, so why not “Let him be the king, but watch the queen conquer” Nicki Minaj circa 2010 CE. Lastly, Cancer’s like to feel appreciated this even applies to something that seems so trivial like their cooking. My boyfriend made be a batch of French toast last week and it was absolutely AWFUL, he used too much nutmeg GROSS!! I being the overly expressive drama queen that I am let him know just how bad. He looked intensely hurt as I gagged on it. After looking at his expression I realized I hurt his feelings and proceeded to get one more piece down before he said “That bad, huh”?? Then we both laughed it off,
I could tell he appreciated me for trying and I loved him just for cooking even if it was disgusting.

Sexual Desires: Love and Sex are synonymous to most Cancer’s, which also applies to love and marriage. Typical Cancer’s are very relaxed when it comes to “doing the do” and have and uncomplicated sex life. They have a very relaxed attitude when it comes to sex and prefer being in a secure location where they feel comfortable. Cancer’s tend to become attach to those that they are sleeping with. This is not always a bad thing if the person whom they are dealing with is willing to reciprocate, however if they aren’t the Cancer will retreat after the rejection. They are attentive lovers that will work hard to makes sure that their partner is completely satisfied, or at least my Cancer man does. Since, Cancer’s are so intuitive they will see right through anyone “faking it” so be honest and direct with your mate if your needs are not being met, this applies to males and females.

What’s Your Zodiac Sign? Part 2 (Gemini)

Written by: Ms2PrettyGirl
INDEPENDENT: We are Independent people!! Cue the Destiny’s Child please. We love our freedom and to live on our own terms. This can lead to the bending of the rules, but we can’t help it we have a rebellious nature J
INDECISIVE: We like choices and options but if you give us too many we might implode. This is evident when I’m out for dinner and CANNOT decide between surf & turf, fettuccini alfredo or fajitas and almost have a nuclear meltdown. At that point and time it truly feels like a SERIOUS MATTER 😉
GREAT COMMUNICATOR: The Gift of Tongue, No pun intended. Gemini’s can talk and argue their way out of any situation. We are very persuasive and awesome advice givers. Sounds like Oprah, that woman can sell Raid to a bug, even sell salt to a slug, #Cassidy.
INTELLECTUAL: If curiosity killed the cat, thank goodness we’re human. Gemini’s are inquisitive and thought provocative individuals in need of mental stimulation. Intelligent, witty, and bright all describe the adventure seeking Gemini.
MAGNIFICENT MULTI-TASKERS: Very capable of handling multiple things simultaneously. Although we might get a little overexcited and want to put our hands into every pot and not finish every project, when we are TRULY committed to a situation we work overtime to make sure it is DONE, and DONE VERY WELL!!
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Relationship Desires: Gemini’s needs an understanding partner who won’t start a fight because Gemini decides on a whim to take a weekend out of state trip. Gemini needs their space and is constantly on the search for the next adventure. However, when they want to cuddle and be homebody’s they expect their partner to be there waiting with the Chunky Monkey ice cream and Love & Basketball DVD. May seem a little contradictory but hey we have a dual personality, remember?? We need our partners to be emotionally telepathic because it is very difficult for Gemini’s to express their emotions and we can even be very confused by our own emotions. We crave sympathetic and tender partners who don’t necessarily try to solve our problems but just listen to them. It’s draining for us to be Dr. Phil all of the time, so when we come home we just want a little TLC as well. Even when Gemini’s are in relationships they tend to remain BIG flirts, for the most part it is innocent and playful banter that they participate in for the stimulating intellectual tease it provides. More often than not they won’t realize they are flirting until another party brings it to their attention. Lastly, Gemini males and females require faithfulness and fidelity from their partner. This mainly has to due to the fact that it takes a lot for Gemini’s to become vulnerable enough to let someone into their heart. Once you are in a relationship with them they expect you to honor all commitments made, if you cannot deliver they will be gone quickly and completely.
Sexual Desires: Gemini’s tend to use sex as an outlet to express all of their pent up emotions in one sitting. Look at it as an emotional colonic that just happens to be a lot more exciting. They crave variety, enjoy surprises, and light-hearted romance that delves deeper within their psyche. The standard chocolate, roses, and candle light dinner will not do for them, they much rather have a romp on a blanket watching a meteor shower. The often do not choose to engage in sex just for the sake of its physicality but more so for the emotional and intellectual connection that they may desire within a relationship. For Gemini’s to enjoy you sexually they must have a deeper connection with you because love and sex go hand in hand for them. Even if it is not at the “I Am In Love” with you stage there must be something within your personality that they ARE in love with, for them to want to have a relationship that has a sexual nature. Friends With Benefits situations tend not to be successful for Gemini’s because they tend to only satisfy some of the Gemini’s needs, however Gemini’s tend to be in these types of situations quite often because they love the spontaneity and freedom these relationships provide. The fate of the Gemini is the life long journey of seeking the perfect love. This can be disheartening to some but Gemini’s are one of the few signs that have felt the deep passionate love that others crave, at certain times in their lives because they are so adaptable. Three Great Loves a la The Bronx Tale.

What’s Your Zodiac Sign? Part 1

Does your zodiac sign really tell what kind of person you are?
We all have been asked this question “What’s your zodiac sign?” and sometimes we get the weird facial response and ask “What’s wrong with that sign?” If you think about it some people read up a lot on zodiac signs and try to find their matches based on these signs. Sometimes people choose friends based on zodiac sign compatibilities, which in my opinion is stupid but to each his own. I agree though that zodiac signs can tell you a lot about some of your friends and you can sometimes pick them out in a heartbeat if you read there sign information. Most of my information I will be basing it off of http://www.zodiac-signs-meanings.com/ and going with the “general behavior” section so pay attention.
ARIES (March 21 – April 20)
“General behavior: Aries loves freedom, and will accept any challenge. Aries will get impatient if your ideas do not work out immediately and as expected. You are unwilling to follow someone else’s suggestions, especially if they do not make sense to you. You often have excess energy which can make you aggressive. Arians are brave leaders who express care and concern for all they lead. However, an Arian as a follower is rare, and can be troublesome. Some Arians will act self-centered because they believe that their views are right, and anyone who conflicts with them is wrong. Because you are open and honest, you will make energetic and generous friends. Arians have trouble compromising which can lead to problems in otherwise smooth friendships.”
All around I know a couple Aries and I thank they are great people, whenever I challenge them to something they always are down for the challenge. It is like playing truth or dare with them and they always pick dare JUST because they know they will do it. Truthfully sometimes when I am talking to my female friends I will call them for one issue and they WILL flip it and talk about their situation just because they need someone to agree with them. I don’t mind listening but if I call asking you just “how you doing?” then I don’t necessarily need a whole life story in detail about the things you did when you woke up and when you finally went to sleep. I’m here for moral support but yeah just remember life isn’t centered around you.
TAURUS (April 21-May 21)
“General character: Taurus is determined and peaceful. Although you are not a leader, you will recognize someone with great leadership qualities and follow them. You try to remain the same as everyone else, and are resistant to change. People will enjoy you because you have a good sense of humor and are intelligent. You are a dependable friend who is not scared off by a challenge. You may believe so strongly in your values that you will sacrifice relationships to uphold them. Some Taureans need to be told that they did a good job after accomplishing a task before they feel that they have really accomplished anything. Your friends are people in the same social standing as you, and you rarely go outside of that standing. Although you are calm and generally against fighting, you will fight if someone is provoking you. Your temper tends to explode in violent bursts that are not always directed at the person they should be.”
Taurus I love them because they usually make things more exciting and enjoyable. A couple of these people are very dependable and reliable for a lot of things. They’re very trust worthy and I know they always got my back for any situation I am going through. Sometimes you will notice though that they hate changing anything they set their minds to, for example if they want to go to the movies but you want to go to the museum they will try and make a strong stance why going to the movies is more important than going to the museum. They are very picky with the people they include in there circles though, if you get removed from their circle best believe it will take you awhile before you’re allowed back in.
What’s Your Zodiac Sign? Part 2 . . . . .